Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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