ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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