that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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