pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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