I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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