I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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