I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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