'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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