No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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