After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
We had to coat check the pizza.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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