Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
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