I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
you will always have a special place in my vag
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
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