Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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