I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
May the power of my ass compel you!!
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Randomize
