the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
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