I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
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