are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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