Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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