the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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