Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
My penis needs a shock collar
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
You were trust falling into bushes
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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