big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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