You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I just forgot I was standing up.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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