I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize