so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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