It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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