moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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