i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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