Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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