David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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