the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
Randomize
