White coat. Heels.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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