People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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