Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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