i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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