sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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