Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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