She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Two words: nipple clamps
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