just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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