I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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