I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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