no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
i believe in u and ur pee
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