i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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