i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
There's always time for handjobs
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
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