That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
Randomize
