# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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