She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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