no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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