Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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