I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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