I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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