Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
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